Why i’m giving up the pen for the Bong

It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything here so I thought I’d start out with a subject that has been dominating my brain for a while now and lately i’ve finally succumb to this major most difficult problem. That is should I stop the vape and go back to the roor bongs.

The real problem is this

Vape vs Bong

When you use a vape it’s much better for your health but more than that it’s better for the people around you because your not polluting the air with all the smoke, on the other hand it’s very boring you gotta charge the damn things if they are portable they only use a small amount as well. Compare though this to the bong which will deliver you the maximum that you can literally take a hit from.

The Vaporizer wasn’t exactly designed for weed but it has done on more than one occasion where people like to smoke weed from it. The Bong however was specifically designed as a smoking device that people like to smoke cones out of.

When I’m talking about using a bong to get stoned we are typically referring to the roor bongs because they are the most advanced and lovely out of all the ways to smoke Marijuana however you’ll soon agree that these things aren’t cheap.

The reason these Bongs are not cheap is because they are designed by artists and have a warranty on the quality and durability of this item. You’ll soon agree that the Roor bong which I’ve been telling everyone about is something that you’ll treasure forever if you are a true Marijuana Connoisseur.

If it’s your first time smoking as well you’ll probably want to try the vape pen because it’s always a good way and the fact that it won’t be harsh especially if you don’t smoke cigarettes.

It’s good to know if you are buying top quality or not because if you enjoy doing something and want a long lasting item that you have to spend hundreds of dollars on then just think about why this is going to be the purchase that you’ve always dreamed of.

roor bong

Cooking with Weed

There are some great Marijuana recipes out there on the net only trouble is they are surrounded by equally as many crappy recipes. Cooking with weed really shouldn’t be too difficult provided you have top quality pot that you can turn into some of the best food around. Here at Hefs Kitchen we like to cook with Marijuana creating outdoor delicacies that are sure to capture the taste buds. Enjoy some of our best Marijuana recipes and you might find yourself trading your best weed pipe.

How to cook with weed

Like I said earlier you need to start with great pot in order to cook with great weed. There are a few steps that you need to do before you start cooking pot and that is to create the cannabis butter. Instead of eating a bunch of junk food when you’re stoned why not bake a bunch of brownies. These are simple to make. So make the butter first

Making Cannabis Butter

People like to call Cannabis Butter Cannabutter and if you wanted more information I suggest that you use that name as you’ll get some good recipes on how to make it. The way we make it at Hefs Kitchen is the following 7 steps:

You will need,

A large saucepan

A stir spoon

Sticks Of Butter (Its about 1lb. of butter to every ounce of weed so make sure you do the math).

Marijuana

Cheesecloth, and some elastics

A couple tupperware containers with lids

Step 1.

Bring a few cups of water to a boil on the stovetop, it doesn’t really matter how much water you use because in the end it will all be seperated, Just make sure the marijuana is always floating about 1 1/2 inches from the bottom of the pan.

Step 2.

When the water is at a boil place the butter in the pan, again it’s about 1lb. of butter, 4 sticks, to every ounce of marijuana, so if your using a half ounce of bud thats about 2 sticks of butter. Be sure not to let the butter burn, if it appears to be burning then let melt on a medium setting.

Step 3.

Now that the butter has melted you can now add the marijuana, Here I used about 5 grams of fresh nug and about 7 grams of vaped bud. Again make sure the stove is now on a low setting.

Stir occasionally, I tend to stir every time the mix starts bubbling.
I usually let the bud simmer for 3 hours, But you can always tell it’s done when the top of the mix turns from a really watery consistency to glossy and thick.

Step 4.

While letting the mix simmer, You are now going to need to get the cheesecloth strainer ready, which will also be used to store the cannabutter.

Take two sheets of cheese cloth and fold each one over so they each have two layers, place these over a tupperware container (with the lid off), and secure them there with elastics.

Step 5.

You are now ready to strain the marijuana out of the mix, place your tupperware containers with the cheesecloth lids in the sink and slowly pour the entire mix on top of the cheesecloth.

When the saucepan is empty carefully undo the elastic, pick up the cheesecloth from all four sides and squeeze all of the remaining butter out, the Marijuana at this point is useless.

Step 6.

Now place the lid on the tupperware and place it in the fridge to sit overnight, You need to do this so the water can seperare from the cannabutter, be patient.

Step 7.

Now that you have awakened in anticipation for your new treat, its time to seperate the waste water!

Take the lid off the tuperware and hold it upside down over the sink, place a dish in the sink to catch any cannabutter that may fall, squeeze two sides of the tupperware and the waste water will pour out, once all the water is gone your done! The cannabutter is ready to cook with.

If you do not wish to cook with it now, you can just place it back in the tupperware, place the lid back on and store it in the fridge.

And be careful, the high from eating “special edibles” is often considered much more intense then inhaling, lasting anywhere from 2-8 hours. Do not attempt to eat too many at first. And I wouldn’t recommend driving. Just chill out, and enjoy!

How to make your life complete

Are you really bored with your life? Not sure what to do? Yeah neither did I. I spent years chasing my dream in America and it wasn’t until the crash of ’08 that I decided enough was enough and I should move to Bangkok. Why on earth would making me travel across the world to live in Thailand? Crazy right?

The reason why it’s made my life complete is because i’m no longer stuck in the cubicle and the office that made me so miserable. I don’t care how much money you pay me if you want me to show up to work at 9am every single day of my life that’s how you slowly but surely put me in a wooden box.

I honestly don’t mind working in fact it’s really good for me I enjoy challenges and if it’s not challenging then I don’t want to do it. Even though work was challenging for me back in the USA it just wasn’t enough. How can I expect to be happy if I have to show up to work every day. Really it’s not fun and then you have co-workers who are so annoying they smell or they just talk too damn much that’s when you know your life is ruined.

Thing about living in South East Asia is that you don’t need a lot of money. I used to have $15,000 dollars a month to play with now I get a tenth of that not because i’m working less but because really I don’t need that much money to live here. I can live easily in Thailand on less than a few thousands dollars a month in fact I know guys who live here on about two hundred dollars a week and still have a good time.

If you wanted to change your life like I did there are a number of things you need to do:

  • Stop thinking it can’t be done
  • Believe that you can do it
  • Seek advice from people who have already done it

I promise you once you start asking around about how to make your life complete then you know what you must do. If you like wild parties getting blotto on the beach then Thailand is probably the number one destination for you because you can have it all.

There are also some really cool islands to go to if you wanted to but me I prefer the mountains in the north or the crammed people everywhere mammoth of Bangkok it’s a great city and if you like to party and have a good time this is where it’s done.